mike-queerler:

hey tumblr, how old r u?

13 or under

14-17

18-22

23-26

27-33

34-39

40-50

51 or older

pls rb for a larger sample size c:

lezbianz:

little roman catholic girl who’s constantly disappointed at communion because her wafer is always the same piece of glorified cardboard and not a throbbing, bloody mass of flesh

angelnovus:

angelnovus:

when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor

brings up trans people at every opportunity

tennesseewillams:

tennesseewillams:

red and green being co-opted by christmas is one of the worst things that’s ever happened in human history. there are only 2 pretty complementary color pairs and that’s one of them. it’s the earthiest of the complementary pairs, and can also be the eeriest. red and green does so much for us every day but you can’t use them together for anything or else everyone will go “it’s kinda christmassy.” it’s literally a tragedy. my bestfriends red and green don’t deserve that. it’s not their fault

look at this!!! look at what christmas stole from us!!! orange/blue and purple/yellow could NEVER

snake-of-sisyphus:

Now Presenting

Big fucking crowbar

radiofreederry:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

setzeri:

It’s an odd cycle.

cages-boxes-hunters-foxes:

this is not at all an insult to anyone because it’s like a universal tumblrina experience but it is so funny to realize you have mutuals who have close friends that hate you or have you blocked