Hi welcome to my blog

Facts about me:

  • Fell out of the sky and now I’m gay
  • Best described as “cartoon goth”
  • My joints hurt
  • My art blog is @eldritchknights
  • My AO3 is here. The only thing on it is the first 3 chapters of my original scifi novel.
  • Discord available upon request
  • Margaret Houlihan is a lesbian

Enjoy my blog

A spinning black and red pentagram.
A spinning black and red pentagram.
You guessed it, a spinning black and red pentagram.
A thin horizontal line of drippy pixelated blood.

morggo:

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Midsummer

This month for Patreon and Ko-fi Sticker Club members I will be sending this out as a 4" x 6" mini print. You can sign up to either $5+ tiers on Patreon or Ko-fi.

starblaster:

“but if you’re pro-union, why are you anti-cop-union?” because cops are not laborers. what cops do is not labor. they are enforcers of the laws that oppress laborers and exist solely to protect capital. don’t bother me with stupid questions.

kaity–did:

procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

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you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

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